I was thinking today about Anna Nicole and what her will must say and it got me thinking about my will.  I don’t have one, but I guess I should.  Obviously I would leave everything to my daughter, but what if we were both gone, who would my assets go to?

I really don’t feel any family member deserves my money and property.  Yes there are a friend or two who I would leave a few thousand to just to let them know I thought about them, but what about the rest of the money?

I have come up with the answer.  Random celebrities!  I will leave $10,000 to Larry David for making me laugh.  $10,000 to Robert DiNiro, because I like his acting.  $10,000 to Chris Rock for the best live comedy concert I ever attended.  $10,000 to Matt and Trey for making South Park.  $10,000 to Michael Jackson, who I still like to dance to.

My list will go and on and on, but you get the idea.

Also, think how cool it will be when my lawyer contacts their agents and says, “My client Pat Sue Gentry has left your client $10,000 in her will.”  Imagine the surprise and confusion of that random celebrity.  I am going to contact a lawyer right now and work on this.